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What Does Tomorrow Want From Me

Posted by X and Y on 15:03
This is a deleted post. I don't want to be that weak. I must believe I am not. There's nothing I hate more than being pitied. I'd rather show you something I am than something I am not. I'm one of those people who draw on their furniture.





Where Do We Draw the Line - Poets of the Fall

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On and On

Posted by X and Y on 20:27
Am inceput sa citesc "Romanul adolescentului miop". Pana acum se anunta a fi glorioasa. Probabil ca ar fi trebuit sa o citesc mai devreme, poate cand am intrat la liceu. Oricum...


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Nothing's Gonna Change My World

Posted by X and Y on 13:15
"You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about."


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Posted by X and Y on 13:34
Leapsa primita de la Pathetic

Instructiuni de utilizare: se ia folderul cu poze, se ajunge la folderul cu numarul 4 si se alege poza cu acelasi numar 4. Se posteaza si se descrie cu cat mai multe cuvinte posibile.




Daca imi aduc bine aminte e facuta pe 27 noiembrie 2008. E un pahar de cafea cumparat de Pathetic in aeroportul Otopeni. Eram incredibil de plictisita de atata asteptat pe scaunele alea din sala de asteptare pentru ca ajunsesem cam devreme. Si mi s-a parut cel mai adorabil pahar de plastic de sarbatori ever ^^ (si singurul pe care l-am vazut de altfel :)) ). Fotografia in sine nu e nici pe departe artistica, thank goodness, ca altfel incepeam sa aberez aberatii aberante. Si totusi imi place ca pe fundal, in partea dreapta se vede out of focus o persoana care sta pe scaun.

Leapsa merge mai departe la o Entropie Entropica

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Posted by X and Y on 14:58
viata in cuvinte imi place mai mult
litera dupa litera
litera dupa litera
inspiri expiri
vocala consoana
consoana vocala
spatiu spatiu spatiu
rand liber
semn de intrebare
semn de exclamare
linie de pauza
cuvant monosilabic
punct punct inca un punct
pagina alba

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Posted by X and Y on 23:18
Tot timpul mi se pare ca oamenii care fumeaza incearca sa ascunda ceva dupa rotocoalele fine de fum care ies din gura lor fara grai. Sa fie trecutul, sa fie prezentul? Ori se ascund pe ei insisi sa nu-i gaseasca viitorul?

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Posted by X and Y on 01:15
Azi am mai incheiat un capitol din viata mea pe care mi-a fost frica sa-l incep. Multe carti nu le-am citit, multe filme nu le-am vizionat pentru ca n-am putut sa trec de inceputuri. Inca mi-e greu sa raspund.
Iar scriu in noapte, cand o alta realitate in afara de ecranul asta luminos nu pare sa existe. Aici inceput, aici sfarsit, aici totul, aici nimic.
La lumina zilei e altceva… si eu sunt altceva.

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Posted by X and Y on 13:21 in
Killing is not a good start for a democracy.

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Dear Pathetic

Posted by X and Y on 20:36 in
__________________________________________

Dear Pathetic,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your false teeth to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and your cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Go drown yourself,
X and Y


Dear (someone),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your dog
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August -When I threw up in your sock drawer
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December -When you smacked my ass

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken-In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - Sit on
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Sit on
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - Sit on
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings from your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself


Now Pathetic, you have to pass it along :D

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Tamtamtananananam

Posted by X and Y on 18:05 in
Am sterpelit si eu o chestiuta de la Pathetic.

1. Care e singurul lucru pe care nu ai vrea sã-l schimbi niciodata la tine?
My ninja abilities of course!

2. Primul film care îti vine în minte acum?
The Guitar

3. Ce ai desenat ultima oarã? (pe hârtie)
Mr. Billie Joe Armstrong in toata splendoarea sa

4. De câte ori ai spus “Te urãsc”?
Countless. Never meant any of them.

5. Cu ce personaj din literaturã te identifici?
Sherlock Holmes

6. Cât de bine te intelegi cu tine?
Imi mai dau scatoalce cateodata cand nu sunt cuminte, da’ in general ascult de mine.

7. Dacã ar fi sã scrii o carte, ce titlu ar avea?
Departari, departari

8. Descrie în 3 cuvinte o persoanã dragã tie:
Din alta lume

9. Continuã propozitia: „Azi, încã adormitã...” a trebuit sa ma trezesc la 8 jumatate si sa plec.

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Să ştiu

Posted by X and Y on 21:36 in ,
vreau să ştiu cine eşti, să ştiu cum gândeşti
să ştiu ce iubeşti şi pentru ce trăieşti
să ştiu cine eşti, să ştiu cum gândeşti
să ştiu ce iubeşti şi pentru ce trăieşti











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